February 2012
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*secretly jealous of those little perv voyeurs who can wink and bite their lip cute*
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When people leave food unsupervised in my... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
This is the most accurate depiction of me that I’ve seen in a long time
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world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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plorp:
I don’t mean to sound like I have a victim complex or anything but i honestly feel like the media syndicates and general public are all conspiring against gaga
no one gives a shit when people copy her but when she wears something that can be traced back to an outfit worn 50 years ago shes permanently labeled an unoriginal whore
she gives us dazzling, breathtaking performances and never...
Straight Jock Friends Play Then Get Horny
As the title implies, this is NSFW. As in it’s porn where guys end up fucking eachother. BUT SO GOOT OMG
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Anonymous asked: Make us a jerk off video please, with no face if you're shy.
Lady Gaga does more for the LGBTQABCDEFGH...
GO WRITE AN MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM WITH A COVER SONG THAT IS A GAY ANTHEM
GO SELL OUT ARENAS AND THEN YELL TO YOUR FANS THAT GAYS ARE YOUR FAVOURITE
GO DO A MAKE-UP CAMPAIGN FOR MAC WHERE ALL PROCEEDS GO TO AIDS RESEARCH
or for fucks sake at least stand in one political event and hold up a fucking sign for your goddamn rights before you bite the hand that feeds you, you ungrateful little fucks
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Lana Del Rey spoof on SNL
I actually love this. They’re not* making fun of her. It’s like what sassy Lana would of said
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In consumer behaviour class:
Professor: Well, do you think it's a good idea or a bad idea to use size 0 models in fashion? Actually, let's start by asking, why do you think that they use size 0 models instead of regular people like you and I?
Stupid straight white guy: Well, because in high fashion, where you're seeing really expensive clothes, using size 0 models would save a lot on pricey fabric.
Professor: I don't think that's exactly the reason why...