Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
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puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
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Anonymous asked: How do you deal with those people that are so good looking... but once they open their mouth- it's like 'k no. bye. ya killed my dreams' How to deal Vinson?
I FEEL U HOMIE. and I don’t deal with them, it’s onto the nexxxxxxxt one
life goals
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Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
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