I found this randomly today and started to laugh.

Back when I was 9, Pokemon was a really big deal. All you bitches born in the ’90s know that. So I asked my mom to buy me some Pokemon cards and she comes home telling me she did. I’m practically busting my hypothetical prepubescent nut when she pulls out these… shiny sticker things. I almost cried and I told her she didn’t love me and ran into my room.